NOthinG Feihing!!

2007.2007

"i nid 2 protect myself.who wud if i dont."

"I WUD!"

"That's something u have to EARN it!!"

"I WUD"

"I WU"

"I W"

"I"

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Nothing was sent out that night...

Thank u!!!

Thank u !!! Kok Hing, Derek, Steph, Poleen,Shian YI, Bro, Angel, Xin yi, Xinny, Yeu lou,Peter, Tapet,father, mother,.... Kevin, Nee  meng,Fionna,Steven, Soo Choo,Did Thian, karen, Karen,Pok Yeah, Wei thain, Trisha, William, Bei er, Chen Han, Sze Yan, Million, Vivian..Sorry if i left out ur name.. Hehe.. Thank u to those who didn wish me oso... Or wish me in other places.. i could feel it =)...Got sumthing very special from a very special person!! SO happy!!! HEHE!!! sorry cause i can't thank u guys 1 by 1.. Cause i'm very bz now.. HAHA.. Gotta go hunting.. Mission... HAHAHAHA!!!! Thank u once again!!! Holla!!!

tutorial

today, we gonna look at the advantages of speaking vulgar words.. Ppl who speaks vulgar words is often regarded as ppl deficient in taste, delicacy, or refinement. But who cares.. vulgar word for example "diu niasing ar!!!", believe it or not, is actually an anger buster, now that's a beta solution to cope with stress, instead of gritting ur teeth and swallow everything... u can say these words loudly!! " DIU NIASING AR!!!!" it works, or a beta way, look into a mirror and say it out, " DIU NIASING AR!!!"

So, b4 i give u some examples on when to say the magic word " DIU NIASING AR!!" let's look at the meaning of the word..

DIU NIA SING.  ajd /verb (depends on situation)

The word diu niasing now brings to mind off-color jokes and offensive epithets, but it once had more neutral and straight forward meaning, it means fxxk ur sing, where the word "sing" till now, still an unknown word.

Ok, now let's look at when or where u can use the word diuniasing...

U r ready to go for football... dressed-up perfectly and everything, then, when u r just about to start ur car engine, the sky starts to rain, oh, no, drizzle. Now, u  very mad, and ur anger starts to grow because u can do nothing about it, here, u can look into the mirror and say "DIU NIASING AR!!!!", then evythng will be fine.

CAUTION: Do not point to the sky and say "diu niasing" because it will be my fault if the lightning strikes u.

Then, when  have ur car started, u will try ur luck and drive to canning garden with hopes that ppl r still playing despite the small rain...  But just as u reach the lace, u see ppl packing and leeaving the field... Then, ur anger starts to grow... samethiing here, u can look into the mirror and say "DIU NIASING AR!!!!GENG SUI MOU CHONG LIONG!!!! (dun u bath if u r afraid of water!!!) ". then everything will be back to normal..

CAUTION: Do not shout at the ppl there as this will increase the probability of u getting bashed up by those ppl...

And finally... u have to go for jogging....

At night, u go home and u try to blog about the incident, but the computer isn functioning properly, and ur anger starts to grow... here, u can point at the monitor and shout " DIU NIASING AR!!"

CAUTION: Do not slam ur keyboard as this will only worsen the situation..

So, now i guess u guys r prretty clear with the usage of DIU NIASING, so, till the next time u read my blog... thank u and good bye..

p/s: if u find tat ur anger's growing when u r reading my blog, u can point at the blog, preferably the middle finger and shout out loud.. "DIU NIASING AR!!! MAT 7 LEI GEH!!!! (wat the fxxk is this!!!) "

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Halo, we meet again, today, after the zin bone, we r going to learn another new word which is called "sohai" :D !!! Ok, before we start, let's check of the defination of  " Sohai" hehe..

SOHAI    Adj.

Can be describe as a silly or stupid person; or a person who lacks judgment or sense. Often put one into a not reasonable situation. A.K.A stupid pussy.

As usual, the defination alone will not be enuff for understanding, so, following is an example for u guys, to have betta understanding on the word "sohai"

20/11/2006

Me n yeu lou were on the train, way back to ipoh. hehe... we were discussing a topic which u will neva wan to noe, i will neva tell u guys anyway.. hehe.. then suddenly,  we caught a gal, who came into the train with  losta jewellery on her!!!  Damn!! this is so cool!! She was so red with her large necklace, made up of big red beads, a pair of red colour leather high heel shoe, u know, shinny kinda leather, red bracelet, and the most eye-catching 1, her ring, a big heart shape ring, of coz, red in colour. And a lot more,ohya, almost forgot,the most important thing, she's heavily covered by make up..

She walked to the place opposite to us and sat down,  i looked at yeu lou and he looked at me . At that moment, both of us must be thinking  "damn, do u need so many stuff for personal adornment???"

Ok, now, i'm fucking sure that u'll be asking, "This has anything to do with sohai?" ohya, if the story ends at this point, the answer will be no. But...

" Niama ar,  toi min kor tui yau dai kei lan dor sao sik ar !! Hou leng oh, nei tai hoi sao go ko sam ying ge kai ji, hou chat leng oh....  (fuck,the gal opposite there wears fucking lotsa jewellery!! so nice, check out the ring on her hand la, fucking cool la....) " i spoke to yeu lou, in cantonese, because that gal didn look like a chinese, sot of like malay or indon,but  she's cute though. Yeu lou look at me and said " tang jan yan tei sik teng lei jao sei... (later, if she can understand, habisla u) ". i was aware that she was looking at both of us when we were toking bout her, like she can understand.. TIU!!!

We passed a few stations and when we were just about to reach plaza rakyat, her hp rang... Wat came out from her mouth was stunning.....

" ....Har, lei dang har ar, ngor bei lei hoi ge tin war.... (.... har, wait, i'll give u his no.)" 

I looked at yeu lou and he looked at me, with both jaws dropped and wide opened...

Hopefully, wat yeu lou said was true, she can speak cantonese but cannot understand....

Ok, so this is the story about two sohai on the train, no no , actually only 1, dun count yeu lou.

Till the next time u read my blog again,thank u and good bye.

All time favourite story, sorry, yeu lou.

Lou and feihing were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a sudden came across a bear. The bear noticed them, and started growling and generallygetting really mean.

Lou spotted the fucking bear at the first. Without telling feihing, he climbed up to the tree which happened to be right beside him.

''Feihing, there's a bear!!!'' said yeu lou.

"What the fuck??"without much options as the bear was geeting closer and closer,

feihing lay on the ground and pretending to be dead.

The bear moved to feihing and sniffed his body thoroughly.

''This shit must be dead!!''said the bear in his own language.

Soon the bear left.

Feihing jumped up from the ground in relief with his heart pounding and body perspiring profusely.

''Are you ok?'' asked yeu lou, who had just back on the ground.

'' The bear seems to have spoken something to you,what's that all about?''

Feihing turned back to yeu lou and said.'' Oh, the bear?? He said to me that i'm the most handsome food he's ever seen.. so, he's not going to eat me."    -_-''

Lou: ".........."

-the end-

"ZIN" bone

After walking out fron the shade of  posting bulletin, now, iam moving into sumthing new.

I look at my hand and speak to myself. Wat the fxxk r u doing here??

"downloading drogba's goal"

You need to type so many things while downloading files??

"Oh, no la.. I'm blogging.. HAH!! WTF!! i'm blogging.. anywayz.. mou diu.. if terry can blog y can't i??"

Still remember how  certain i was in the past.. I apologize here fellow bloggers..I said someting like this," Niama ar, je sie ren zen de hen chat de kong ho.. Zen chat thien zai na bien blog."

New me,  new attitude, new pattern, haha.. but frankly, i dunno how long this can last. maybe 1, or 2 or3..

So, cut the craps.. back to the title. "ZIN" bone = zin kuat tau(in cantonese).

puzzled??

According Feihing's dictionary 1st edition.

"Zin" Bone

adj.

Uncomplicated disorder.Behaviour so unpredictable as to appear super random, causing extreme confusion and chaos to the surrounding.

a.k.a Feihing's bone.

So, now, draw picture draw until intestine.Following is the perfect example which will help u to understand the words beta.

Peep~~.. " Tak tak" i opened the the microwave and took out my lunch..

" Lah, lah, la, we did it, we did it.." the irritating sound rushed into my ears, understandably, out of extreme curiousity, i followed the source of the sound and i walked up stairs. 3 lil kids were sitting on the sofa focusing on the tv and chanting, " we did it, we did it". Then, also very understandably, i looked at the tv, to check wat kinda power that the tv has, which can make the kids so focused until they totally ignored the existence of thier super good looking cousin.( If u wanna faint, faint later, after reading my blog k? thank u for ur co-operation.) Oh. my. Goodness. Nickplanet.com. *i dun give a fxxk if i've spelled it wrongly* A stupid and ugly gal, surrounded by whole bunch of animals was jumping in the tv. chanting."we did it, we did it."

"Damn it. Wat the fuck are they doing.. they are like, shouting we did it for the past few minutes." I spoke to myself. N now, my "zin'' bone came into play.

Ok, now this is wat u can see on the tv by that time.

The gal was jumping and chanting,"we did it, we did it"  beside her was a stupid rabbit who was also jumping and chanting. Then, suddenly, a blue patch appeared on the forehead of the rabbit. hehe.. oh my, he's feverish? so he needs a fever patch??no no no.. i wasn sure that whether my cousin realised the patch or not, but wat happening next was, a no.8 pop up from the bue patch, followed by 1.. then the whole tv blanked up.

Then i started to hear some familiar sound which can make my heart pumping faster..." and now is, didier drogba." Arr.. this is wat astro's meant for..  the sound of the stadium and ppl shouting, cheering was so so clear and romantic.. oh baby.. but, what happened behind me was a disaster.. the kids started to scream and stomp on the floor.. non-stop.. wahlau.. Wat will u do when this happen?? Understandably, i gave the remote bac to the kids and, chao.. left the place.. but the kids just wouldn stop crying. I went downstairs and bac to my study room, my aunt who was washing the dishes in the kitchen then approached me and asked " Wat happen to the kids??".. I stared at her.. "Er.. i dunno wor.. maybe they all fighting for the remote." ..

" Oi, u all watch tv, beta watch properly ar.. if not, all go to slepp!!" shouted my aunty.. Phew, hehe.. *giggle*

So, this is one of examples. There are a lot more, till the next time u read my blog again,thank u and good bye.

p/s: My english sucks. ok?? give face a bit.